Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday! You're not old, you're just a little closer to needing a senior discount.

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! Remember, age is just a number. In your case, a really, really big number.

Another year older, but are you any wiser? Let's not answer that. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! You're like a fine wine - you get better with age. Or at least more expensive.

Congrats on surviving another year! That's quite an achievement. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday! I was going to make a joke about your age, but I figured you're old enough to have heard them all.

You're not getting older, you're just becoming a classic. Like a vintage car, or a really old cheese. Happy Birthday!